every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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