...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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