Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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