You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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