Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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