it was like fucking gandolphs beard
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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