Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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