i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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