what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Randomize
