Sry I called you an 8
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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