so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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