i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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