im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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