Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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