i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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