I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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