is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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