i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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