he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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