it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
