One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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