Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I can't turn off my feet"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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