i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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