I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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