grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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