Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
