She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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