Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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