we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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