Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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