Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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