4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
