this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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