Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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