I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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