Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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