Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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