True but thats because hes a fetus.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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