I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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