you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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