I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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