There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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