Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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