Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I believe in your delicious
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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