Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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