The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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