He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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