i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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