I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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