matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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