so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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