She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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